Happy Black Friday

Happy Black Friday

Get out of my way.

And finally let me have my say.

This debt dispute, I have to, somehow lay.

The judge is the only one I shall obey!

The Black Friday sales are on.

But all my money has gone.

On this protracted dispute.

Of which, you silly defendant, you are the root!

Gucci, Prada & Café Strada.

I can no longer afford, a distant memory.

Being tied up in this legal ceremony.

More cash on account, my lawyer constantly stipulated.

I just paid him £1500, I am so frustrated!

Disbursements, counsel’s & expert’s fees.

I wish I could just flee.

I’m sinking further into the sea.

Of debt, what end result will I get?

Maybe I should have gone to that magic mediator?

And not this overpriced, fee generator?

Nearly 7 months have gone.

When will a light be shone?

I should have listened.

But the mediator’s words did not glisten.

He said save money, time & stress.

Through our mediation service.

It will help you to avoid a litigation mess!

Happy Black Friday, no discounts I’m afraid, however, try our mediation services, our mediators and I will certainly save you money, like the defendants in my commercial mediation of Tuesday, who saved £15,000 by going through mediation conducted by me, or the workplace mediation that I conducted earlier today, that global organisation saved £30,000, better than any 30% off if you ask me?

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