My suit today will be Roberto Cavalli
After all it is Diwali
Sick to death of my brother, & my Sālī ਸਾਲੀ (sister in law)
Family business
I’d love to put them on a hitlist
Off to mediation we trot
A deal was got
To my surprise, they didn’t steal a lot
Although their temper was quite hot
Rudeness was kerbed, reduced to not,
At all
Our mediator was on the ball
Didn’t allow a brawl
Saved us face, neither of us fall